Tonight, on Eye On Springfield: Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the “Army,” but a more alarmist name would be The Killbot Factory.
Or what? You’ll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
EDITOR’S NOTE: By far, the most ridiculous line ever written for the Simpsons.